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| Page | Description |
|---|---|
| Hylo Bates' Homepage II | The second installment of the Hylo Bates' Homepage. The center of this site. |
| The Brachiator | My Spoof Newspaper. (FFS) |
| Art Page | Original Artwork by Hylo Bates. (FFS) Several different mediums and styles. |
| My Blog | More ranting and rambling. |
| Rants index. | Opinions about all sorts of issues. |
| Letters to the Editor. | Rants that have actually been published. |
| Short Stories Index. | Various topics, various lengths. (FFS) |
| Short, Short Stories | A few 100-word stories, and some others. |
| Suicide, the other side | Satirical rebuttle to an anti-suicide song I heard. |
| My Vasectomy | A personal account. |
| Marijuana Legalization Page | History of marijuna prohibition and a breakdown of common myths about marijuana. |
| Links Page | Links to some sites I like. |
| Poetry Page | Three poems. Not obtuse, not esoteric, not long. |
| Cheesy Poetry Page | Some typically-angst-filled poetry. |
| Prague Poem | A poem I wrote after my first month of living in Prague. (FFS) |
| Cultural Myths from the US | A lesson in pop-culture from the US |
| Advertisements | Some television spots I'd like to see. |
| Sandcastles | Photos of some nice sandcastles done by a friend of mine. (FFS) |
| Gibbons Page | A little bit of info gibbons. |
| Why I Won't Have Kids | A quick-answer sheet for those with questions. |
| "...When the World Stopped Learning | Spoof of that horrible Alan Jackson song. |
| "Have you Forgotten?" | Another Country Song |
| How well I know Hylo | Just a little quiz about me. |
| Fratboy feedback | My reply to emails I got in response to the now-defunct anti-frat page. |
| Overpopulation Links | The single greatest problem facing people and our world. |
| Responsible Parenting | Breeding should be a privledge, not a right. See also rant #8 |
| A man named Bush | A funny song about the court-appointed prez. |
| Chain Letter Fun | A satire of your typical email chain letter. |
| Motivational Speaker | Another spoof writing |
| Pagan Prayer | A Pagan version of the "Lord's Prayer". |
| Holiday Letter | Spoof of the traditional holiday newsletter. |
| Email Hoax Fun | Another satire, this time of the typical email hoax. |
| Primate Totems | See which one you are. |
| Jokes | So far just one. |
| Classes for Men | More random humor. |
| Y2K Statement | Outdated now, but it's funny...maybe |
| The Polls | Sound off on a variety of subjects from 1999-2000 |
| All pieces origional works by Hylo Bates, unless otherwise noted. |
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