Pagan Prayer

A geo-and-gyno-friendly alternative to "The Lord's Prayer"

Our Mother, who art all around us,
Hallowed be thy soil.
Thy Kingdom come,
Thy will be done,
On Earth, as it has been forever.
Give us this day our daily bread,
And forgive us should we forget to thank You,
As we forgive those who forget to thank us.
Let us not forget that we are Your children,
As are all the Earth’s creatures,
(Each provided for by Her bounty,
And governed by Her laws.)
None more important than any other.

This prayer is written to fit in cadence with the christian
"Lord's Prayer". Because several sects of the christian cult
say a version of the prayer with two extra lines in it, there
are two lines within parenthesis that may be omitted. I know
the Methodists say the long version, and Catholics say the short,
but I'm not sure about the other christian sects.
Whenever I find myself in the unfortunate position of being with
a group of christians who are going against the teachings of
their own Bible and praying in public en masse, I recite this.

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