All pieces origional works by Hylo Bates, unless otherwise noted. |
Page | Description | |
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Hylo Bates' Homepage II | The second installment of the Hylo Bates' Homepage. The center of this site. | |
The Brachiator | My Spoof Newspaper | |
Suicide, the other side | Humorous rebuttle to a popular anti-suicide song. | |
My Vasectomy | A personal account. | |
Art Page | Original Artwork by Hylo Bates. Several different mediums and styles. | |
Homepages | Some good sites to check out. | |
Marijuana Legalization Page | History of marijuna prohibition and a breakdown of common myths about marijuana. | |
Links Page | Links to organizations and web rings. | |
Poems | Three poems. Not obtuse, not esoteric, not long. | |
Fable | My animal fable inspired by the works of Daniel Quinn. | |
Anti-frat Page | The truth about fraternities, a funny "Frat Boy Translator". | |
Fratboy feedback | Response to emails I got in response to the anti-frat page. | |
Overpopulation Links | The single greatest problem facing people and our world. | |
Responsible Parenting | Breeding should be a privledge, not a right. See also rant #8 | |
A man named Bush | A funny song about the court-appointed prez. | |
Chain Letter Fun | A funny satire of your typical email chain letter. | |
Motivational Speaker | Another spoof writing | |
Pagan Prayer | A Pagan version of the "Lord's Prayer". | |
Holiday Letter | Spoof of the traditional holiday newsletter. | |
Email Hoax Fun | Another satire, this time of the typical email hoax. | |
Primate Totems | See which one you are. | |
Jokes | So far just one. | |
Classes for Men | More random humor. | |
Y2K Statement | Trust me, it's funny. | |
The Polls | Sound off on a variety of subjects |
Letters to the Editor |
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Rapper "Nelly" thanked by Missouri Govenor |
The Yates Baby-killings: Breeding without thought. |
Overcrowding: Here's an idea: ADOPT! |
John Ashcroft: Hate-monger is now Attorney General. |
G.W. Bush Jr: Did he do coke or not? Either way, he's a hypocrite |
College life: Not the safest environment for women |
Marijuana: The myth of the "gateway" drug |
NRA "safety course" First hand experience |
Anti-choice activists: More hypocracy. |
Laws of Life: Humans are not stewards of the Earth. |
Gay Marriage What are you afraid of? |
Other Sites Cited | |
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Marijuana Myths A site by Paul Hager, Chair of the ICLU Drug Task Force. |
State of the Children Statistics from the Children's Defense Fund. |
The Reagan Years A statistical analysis of Reagan's impact on the US economy. This site was apparently dismantled --9-14-99 | Debunking Reagan Another site dedicated to debunking the Reagan Myth. |
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