Hylo Bates'

All pieces origional works by Hylo Bates, unless otherwise noted.

Site Map
This page is no longer up to date. It was too tedious updating it AND my homepage, and since all my pages are accessible from the homepage, this one is obsolete.

Page	Description
Hylo Bates' Homepage II	The second installment of the Hylo Bates' Homepage. The center of this site.
The Brachiator	My Spoof Newspaper
Suicide, the other side	Humorous rebuttle to a popular anti-suicide song.
My Vasectomy	A personal account.
Art Page	Original Artwork by Hylo Bates. Several different mediums and styles.
Homepages	Some good sites to check out.
Marijuana Legalization Page	History of marijuna prohibition and a breakdown of common myths about marijuana.
Links Page	Links to organizations and web rings.
Poems	Three poems. Not obtuse, not esoteric, not long.
Fable	My animal fable inspired by the works of Daniel Quinn.
Anti-frat Page	The truth about fraternities, a funny "Frat Boy Translator".
Fratboy feedback	Response to emails I got in response to the anti-frat page.
Overpopulation Links	The single greatest problem facing people and our world.
Responsible Parenting	Breeding should be a privledge, not a right. See also rant #8
A man named Bush	A funny song about the court-appointed prez.
Chain Letter Fun	A funny satire of your typical email chain letter.
Motivational Speaker	Another spoof writing
Pagan Prayer	A Pagan version of the "Lord's Prayer".
Holiday Letter	Spoof of the traditional holiday newsletter.
Email Hoax Fun	Another satire, this time of the typical email hoax.
Primate Totems	See which one you are.
Jokes	So far just one.
Classes for Men	More random humor.
Y2K Statement	Trust me, it's funny.
The Polls	Sound off on a variety of subjects

Rants
Toys banned but guns OK?
Impeach-worthy Clinton vs. Reagan
Iowa Septuplets
Gay (civil) Rights
What do you do?
Zoo life
U.S. of N.R.A.
Childless by Choice
The Cuban Boy
Washington v. Hollywood
The Electoral College Myth
Drug-law Reform
Tales of Breeder Stupidity
Woes of an Ignorant Leader
Nobody does Propaganda like US
Russel Yates is to blame

Letters to the Editor
Rapper "Nelly" thanked by Missouri Govenor
The Yates Baby-killings: Breeding without thought.
Overcrowding: Here's an idea: ADOPT!
John Ashcroft: Hate-monger is now Attorney General.
G.W. Bush Jr: Did he do coke or not? Either way, he's a hypocrite
College life: Not the safest environment for women
Marijuana: The myth of the "gateway" drug
NRA "safety course" First hand experience
Anti-choice activists: More hypocracy.
Laws of Life: Humans are not stewards of the Earth.
Gay Marriage What are you afraid of?

Other Sites Cited
Marijuana Myths A site by Paul Hager, Chair of the ICLU Drug Task Force.	State of the Children Statistics from the Children's Defense Fund.
The Reagan Years A statistical analysis of Reagan's impact on the US economy. This site was apparently dismantled --9-14-99	Debunking Reagan Another site dedicated to debunking the Reagan Myth.

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