Dumb and Dumber

I don't know which is worse, that the "president" of the US wrote this crap or that his wife was stupid enough to share it publically.

--"President Bush is a great leader and a husband, but I bet you didn't know he is also quite the poet," she said. "Upon returning home last night from my long trip I found a lovely poem waiting there for me." --

The "great poem" she referred to? Well, take your pick. The idiot-in-chief actually wrote three.

Number one: "Roses are red/Violets are blue/Oh my, lump in the bed/How I've missed you."

Number two: "Roses are redder/Bluer am I/Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy."

And the finale: "The dogs and the cat, they missed you too/Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe/The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier/Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier."

Oh, and just in case you couldn't figure it out for yourself (and actually care), the article is kind enough to explain that, "Bush sometimes refers to his wife as a lump in the bed."

Interesting, since I sometimes refer to him as "the lump in the whitehouse".


(Thanks to Hesiod for the heads-up on this "news" story).