The Brachiator is a satirical on-line newspaper written and produced by Hylo Bates, in association with Lifeweb Creations.

The Brachiator uses made-up names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is coincidental and not intended. The content of this web-site is © Copyright 2000-2003 by Hylo Bates and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher. Or just give Hylo Bates credit for writing it, and you can pass it on to whomever you want; please pass along the URL, too.
The Brachiator may not be suitable for readers under a young age or for people offended by certain words in the English language. People unable to understand the concepts of satire and sarcasm should also not waste their time reading The Brachiator.

Pardon the simplistic look of this on-line paper. Out of laziness, cheapness, or whatever-ness, Hylo Bates still produces his entire site, including The Brachiator, with “old-school”, hand-typed HTML. “No fancy-shmancy, newfangled web-edititing software for ME, thank you very much,” Hylo likes to say. Hopefully you’ll find the content of The Brachiator makes up for the lack of professional appearance, flashy graphics, or correct spelling. Thanks for visiting.

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